The Bensons - "Tardrobe Wardis" (EP 2006)
Before releasing this masterpiece to the public, we decided to call up some old celeb friends, plug 'em in to the studio headphones and ask them for their opinions... Here's what they said about their favourite tracks from the album...
01. Before You Lose It
Missy Elliott: "Yo, this track is fly! - U got the flow slow but controlled like a marine patrol. Deadly! I can tell that u got your freak on proper style 'n' you're working it good, so hey, me and the homegirls wanna hook up, pass the dutch 'n' trade rhymes witchu guys - U know my #, so don't be shy! M.E."
02. Déjà Vu
Richard Fairbrass (Right Said Fred): "Deja Vu is by far the best on the album. 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' I doubt it fellas, but let's have dinner sometime anyway. A great pop tune and thanks for the mention!... Just about sexy enough!"
03. The Amazing Adventures of Monkey Roodle Ray and his little pet dog called Spot
Marilyn Manson: "Hmmm... I thought I was the scariest man in pop til I heard the 'Roodle Ray' track - well done chaps, you've achieved new heights of eeriness with this atmospheric ditty. Tally ho! Death to false metal and all that. Do you wear make up?"
04. Humanoid Phenomenon
Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers): "Wow - liquid fingers, Mr Doubleberry! This is the sound me and Tony have been looking for. The last RHCP album just didn't have enough basslines like this - Respect!
05. Episode1: Bensonville Saloon

06. El Rocco

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Nelly Furtado: "Where can I meet this big passionate man, El Rocco? He sounds just my type and this fascinating song about him makes me all the more curious. Any self-respecting latino girl should find this alluring tune hard to resist. Prrrrrrr"
07. Chickwah
Snoop Doggy Dogg: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, know wha'm sayin'? It's about females yeah? Yo man, I gotta forty, a ride, two fine conchitas and I'm playin' fo' time homeboy, know wha'm sayin'? Hot, hot, I'm chillin'. This is some fine-ass gear. Word out Bensons"
08. Sweet Thing
Peter Andre: "Hey yo, this is Peter Andre. Easy bro! You got some real-deal home-town reggae right here like what I make all the time. I sing this song to Katie when I want to get her in the mood - works like a dream, bro!". Jordan: "Yes, the syncopated rhythms juxtaposed with the simple funk motif really make me horney!"
09. Episode2: Bengolian Rainforest
10. Funky Gibbon
Terry Nutkins: "What a perfect marriage of fact and funk! Surely the first song ever to give insite into the fragile lives of the Bengolian apes. These rare audio snippets mixed with such unique dirty grooves make for an absolute classic listen. Well done!"
11. Big Bad Benson
Mariah Carey: "Hi. I wish I'd known earlier that you guys were recording this track - I can think of at least another 3 extra harmonies I could have squeezed out on the chorus. My dogs would have loved it."
12. Drink Of Fools

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Roni Size: "Thanks for the dub-plate guys. I've been droppin' the Phlegm Gargle mix of this tune in the clubs and on my show. It's doin' heavy rotation man and the scene is really feelin' it. Fresh production, tight snares and bongos - You got the rhythms totally locked down. Heavy! Peace out. Size"
13. Booty Duty
Lisa Scott-Lee: "I love The Bensons soooo much and this is my fave track because it's such a party. Buck, if you're reading this, I hope you're standing to attention, sentry-boy, because I'm on booty duty for you all day 24/7, honeypie! Call me. Lis xxx"

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